Despite the teasing it has earned me, I always read manuals. How else would I know not to blow dry my hair while sleeping? But now I'm way behind. The manuals that come with this cabin are epic and, as it turns out, frightening. Our generator's manual comes with 3-tiers of "safety message alerts."
"!Danger: You WILL be KILLED or SERIOUSLY HURT if you don't follow instructions.
!Warning: You CAN be KILLED or SERIOUSLY HURT if you don't follow instructions
!Caution: You CAN be HURT if you don't follow instructions."
And here is a sample warning:
"! Warning: !
The engine exhaust from this product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm."
It's all fun and games until somebody blows up or gets terminally ill.