Friday, June 4, 2010

Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective People - #7 Procreation

One kid will do, but two are better, and three or more would be best. For the sleep deprivation and attendant non-functionality alone, children are invaluable, but they also facilitate Habits #1, 2, 4, and 6. Just be sure to breastfeed and, if you are really going for the gold, use cloth diapers.

It is just what I expected, but, wow!, it is difficult to get anything done with an infant and a toddler in tow.